Can you not

mina-marina:

consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

I pledge allegiance to the fine ass of the united states of booty

and to the booty for which it stands

one nation under booty

indivisible

with liberty and ass for all

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readfearless:

momodiggers:

wheresmyhusband-odairheis:

dailyponds:

this doesnt have enough notes…..

Reading Builds Up Your Imagination :)

I literally could not scroll past this without reblogging

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kawaiinchesters:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

edwardisacornball:

forgottenwinterfrost:

MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

This is still important, right guys? I think so. 

This isn’t just a fluffy chicken thing…..,someone wants their mother to accept them……this is fuking huge

guys c’mon how does this not have more notes?! LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

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british-irish-carefree-mofo:

thisisemobuddy:

avengethetardisandcastiel:

sterekhobrien:

ill-never-be-your-chosen-one:

Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can reach just through the dash alone. Reblog when you see please :)

FOR SCIENCE

SCIENCE

^^OMG

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tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack

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amorlouis:

fall out boy is back

the jonas brothers are back

is this 2006 

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classyf-cker:

thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

i had to scroll back up and reblog this because it spoke to me on an emotional level

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things I can’t imagine

• someone having a crush on me
• someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
• someone getting happy because I messaged them first
• someone thinking about me, in general
• someone wondering how I am
• someone finding me attractive
• someone doing something to try and impress me
• someone asking their friend on what to say to me 
• someone wanting to get to know me

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picoboulevard:

i’ve never done meth but i was a one direction fan during summer 2012 which honestly may be the same thing

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